What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

Bible.. Hm.?

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like

Your going to be alright just relax

This isn't going to, hurt.

What did one boob say to the other boob

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

You shall not bear false witness.

I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I don't like religions.

Deuteronomy 17

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Lose lips shimk ships.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Maybe leave out

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?